we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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