So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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