that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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