this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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