Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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