you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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