Betty ford says i'm here all night
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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