therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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