Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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