you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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