we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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