I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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