do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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