kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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