and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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