so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
