Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
