maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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