...so i touched it.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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