Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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