had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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