His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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