covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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