at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I stole a fireplace last night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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