hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
so much tequila, so little girl.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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