Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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