Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
