I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Barsexuality is the new black.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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