Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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