mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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