Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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