Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
two words: eviction party
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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