dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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