did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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