Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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