yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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