So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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