In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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