how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She even gives head with a lisp.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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