Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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