I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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