Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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