If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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