Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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