if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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