butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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