you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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