this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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