But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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