The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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