return my video game
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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