The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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