how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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