AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better not be in your backpack
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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