they need to just BURY HIM!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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