Your tits are I can't wait for
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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