Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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